why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
All I wanted was a quarter back. - George Wallace
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE