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dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 240,971 notes

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 353,487 notes
teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk
1 hour ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 37,937 notes

stand-up-comic-gifs:

All I wanted was a quarter back. - George Wallace

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 8,408 notes
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vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 151,698 notes

travalicious:

Everything about this article is amazing.

2 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 388,595 notes
Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 490,126 notes

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 302,696 notes

hipstercrossing:

rowenllbert:

really cute animal crossing themed birthday!
(please don’t remove source!!!)

i would love to beat the SHIT outta tom nook 

oh my god this is the most perfect thing ever

4 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 45,555 notes